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| Maid of Honor |
Name: Sarah Seidle
Aliases/Nicknames/AKA/Also Responds To: Stinky
How I know the bride/groom: I share parents with the bride.
Song that will get me on the dance floor: Zelliack 'Hargrove'.
Favorite pickup line: "Hey boy you're an angle. Acute one."
People tell me I look like: Julia Styles.
I tell people my favorite movie is: Across the Universe.
My actual favorite movie is: The Labyrinth.
Hidden talent: Making any situation painfully awkward.
My personality in one word: Bonkers.
Words to live by: "The most successful people in life recognize that in life they create their own love, they manufacture their own meaning, they generate their own motivation. For me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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| Bridesmaid |
Name: Hayden Geller
Aliases/Nicknames/AKA/Also Responds To: Hayden, Haydie, Lubber
How I know the bride/groom: Michael and I go way back. He was even a guest at my wedding! Also, Audrey is my heterosexual life mate.
Song that will get me on the dance floor: Anything by keyboard cat or Mariah Carey.
Favorite pickup line: "I'm sorta, kinda digging you."
People tell me I look like: Teddy Roosevelt.
I tell people my favorite movie is: Milo & Otis.
My actual favorite movie is: Milo & Otis.
Hidden talent: Writing bridesmaid profiles.
My personality in one word: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Words to live by: Beware of people who dislike cats.
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| Bridesmaid |
Name: Lindsay Baker
Aliases/Nicknames/AKA/Also Responds To: Bakey, Catlady (both of which were coined by Audrey, not surprisingly I'm sure), and Lindsay Baker Touchdown Maker (my personal favorite, in spite of its having been ripped off from a Gator and also, the fact that I don’t play football. But who can deny that it sounds cool?).
How I know the bride/groom: I met Audrey on the first day of our freshman year of highschool (Land O' Lakes, represent!) and its all been downhill from there. I kid, I kid. Really though, I'm so thankful that her parents did allow her enter the frightning world of public school on that fateful day 13 years ago. My life would be severly lacking without her in it.
Song that will get me on the dance floor: There are so many! The shorter list would probably be songs that will keep me off the dance floor. But one sure-fire, drop-whatever-I'm-doing-and-run to the dance floor song would have to be Sir Mix-a-Lot's timeless classic, "Baby Got Back."
Favorite pickup line: Will you go out with me? a) yes b) no c) maybe.
People tell me I look like: I really don't get this a lot. I like to tell myself I look like Rachel Bilson. Does that count?
I tell people my favorite movie is: Gone With The Wind.
My actual favorite movie is: Clueless.
Hidden talent: Cat Whispering. Though maybe its not so hidden considering one of my nicknames.
My personality in one word: Thoughtful.
Words to live by: "You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute." - Tina Fey
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| Bridesmaid |
Name: Natalie Watkins
Aliases/Nicknames/AKA/Also Responds To: Watkins, Watkinator, Nat, Nattie
How I know the bride/groom: I know Audrey through my honorary high school Land O' Lakes.
Song that will get me on the dance floor: "Baby Got Back".
Favorite pickup line: "Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too."
People tell me I look like: Brooke Shields, Katie Holmes.
I tell people my favorite movie is: Jurassic Park
My actual favorite movie is: Jurassic Park (why would I be ashamed of this masterpiece....).
Hidden talent: Glowsticks dance.
My personality in one word: DeceptivelyDitzy.
Words to live by: "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." - Zoolander
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| Bridesmaid |
Aliases/Nicknames/AKA/Also Responds To: Momma (only from Weslyn), Ko (only from Audrey), Sarita (also only from Audrey)
How I know the bride/groom: I've had the pleasure of knowing Audrey since 9th grade. One of the funniest people I've ever met. She's been one of my best friends since our awkward swim team days back in 2000.
Song that will get me on the dance floor: "Shout!"
Favorite pickup line: “I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”- Anchorman
People tell me I look like: A panda...yes I'm Asian.
I tell people my favorite movie is: Forrest Gump.
My actual favorite movie is: A League of Their Own.
Hidden Talent: Singing...a long time ago.
My personality in one word: Direct.
Words to live by: Love God. Love People.